Saw a couple who were wearing like Zelda and a Mario T-Shirt in Brisbane City.

The girl was really cute too she was wearing the Hylian Crest and the guy was wearing a goomba T-shirt and me being the stalker I am I was behind them wearing my bowser “Like a boss” T-shirt.

I was like, BE MY FRIEND. BOTH OF YOU. WE BOTH LIKE NINTENDO. YOU TWO ARE AWESOME.

BE MY FRIENDS!!! PLEASE!!!  

WE HAVE THE SAME INTERESTS PLEASE BE MY FRIENDS!!

I make my self laugh. I legit laughed at my own text.

Saskia: I could stalk you at work.
Me: Don't do that because I would get in trouble
Saskia: Not even if I wore a mustache and asked for your advice on office supplies?
Me: Try a berka instead and ask for the lean supreme

What tumblr follower wants to be my tumblr valentine! You get free cookies and the most sexual of virtual back rubs.